My Horoscope...and Other Such Nonsense

March should make an exceptionally interesting month, according to my horoscope.

Scorpio: Stay focused. You could lose your wallet near the 27th, when distracted Neptune puts you on another planet. Single? (YES!) You'll have a scorching spring fling while out of town (SUNNY FLORIDA!). Attached? (NO!) Talk things out instead of just getting him a gift after a spat around the 30th. Cosmic tip: Take advantage of a Jupiter-sent energy burst on the 3rd (Oops! No burst!) to finally tackle a project you've been putting off.

I wonder, sometimes, who the hell comes up with these things. I'm supposed to believe that I'll have a spring fling while I am here? And that it will be "scorching"? Cosmo has no clue!

I made, like, 4 entries yesterday because I had absolutely nothing to do. I talked to Steve-O last night. Then I find out that he got fucking mugged!! What the fuck is that all about?

I have come to realize that my language has gotten so very bad.

I have some extremely funky roommates. I wish everyone I knew could meet them. Steve, Joel and Chad are going to, the lucky dogs!!

I haven't gone to work for three days now. It's been nice. I went to PI last night. I got drinks spilled on me and I was spit on. I hate BET Soundstage!!!

Erin got this WONDERFUL new calendar...DIEUX DU STADE...the French Rugby team...naked!!! Absolutely amazing! We are going to frame each picture and hang them up in our living room.

WHAT!? A girl is DEFINITELY allowed to look...

Although, I'd like to...Oops! Just kidding!....

I took Dana to the doctor today and she has pink eye, although I think it was just that she hasn't taken her contacts out in FOREVER and then she's a lifeguard, so she got pool chemicals in her eye, which caused an infection.

Then we went to Wal-Mart. I got to drive her car since she couldn't see. It's a beautiful black camaro. I felt so HOT!

I'm going to the mall with Vanessa.

I need to get a massage. I'm so sore.

Damn! I wish I actually did stuff. You know, had something interesting to talk about. But, I don't. There's no new guys, no new stories, nothing. I am the most boring person right now, like, in the world, and it really pisses me off!! I hate being bored and I am so fucking sick of MTV!

I want to dress up fancy and go out somewhere nice and just feel really pretty.

Enough blabber.

telle